SPOILERS ARE IN THIS POST. Posting scans of kids coloring books doesn’t seem like a suitable past time, so I don’t intend to do it too often. But today there are some scans of the new Revenge of the Fallen coloring book that have hit the interweb. Within it there are the usual robots that can be colored in but, more interestingly, a much simplified storyline for the sequel – including the presumed finale.

Spoilers after the break…

- The All Spark turns kitchen appliances into menacing robots
- Mikaela (Megan Fox) chases Wheels to stop him steeling the All Spark
- Sam cannot stop writing strange hieroglyphic symbols
- Sam is kidnapped by the Decepticons – as seen in the trailer, as rumored, this appears to be Megatron’s claw
- Optimus Prime rescues Sam
- Soundwave hacks into the military satellite to steal secrets
- “There is no command but mine” under the title of Decepticon Reunion, as Megatron is resurrected, possibly taking over from Starscream
- Bumblebee crashes into Sam’s house, saving the family but destroying their home

The big bits:
- Devastator appears on top of a pyramid, surrounded by tanks
- Agent Simmons (Turturro) needs to get the co-ordinates of Devastator to take him out
- The top of the pyramid also has a strange structure on it – “The Decepticons have found their ancient machine and they’ve pointed it right at the sun what will happen if they turn it on?” “DESTROY IT” is the answer.
- The Fallen, Megatron, Decepticons et al fight against the humans and autobots atop one of the pyramids.
- Jetfire takes on Megatron with Bumblebee’s help whilst Optimus Prime attacks The Fallen, unknowingly from the side.

This information is inline with the French set report from Egypt, which included Turturro running from Decepticons.